Top 10 White People Tweets (January 5, 2020)

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Jan 6, 2020 11:08 AM EST

Check out these white people tweets from the other day that should keep you entertained. 

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  • 01
    Text - bel @bellalawtonn 1d The boys I nanny for just asked me where I work and I didnt have the heart to tell them their parents pay me to hang out with them so now they think I work at Chili's 17 42.8K 412 402K Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis Replying to @bellalawtonn Here is that super important documentation we were talking about from very important people here at Chili's. #ChilisLove CERTIFICATION + EMPLOYMENT Bella Lawton THIS DOCUMENT HEREBY CERTIFIES works for us, Chill's, and is one of the
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  • 02
    Text - TN Travel Noire . @TravelNoire A plane was forced to make an abrupt turnaround after a passenger A realized she forgot her baby at the terminal: bit.ly/2ucksn3 Humaira @humsey_ KEVIN
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  • 03
    Text - mark normand @marknorm I'm not surprised Jeff Bezoz started seeinga woman who was close with his wife. Classic Amazon, "if you like this, here's something similar you might like."
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  • 04
    Text - clean slate @PleaseBeGneiss [restaurant] RACCOON (in trench coat): one egg WAITER: one egg? *suspicious* you're not from around here, are you? RACCOON: t-two eggs? WAITER: ah yes, that's a normal quantity of eggs RACCOON: *excitedly* five eggs! WAITER: *eyes narrow* 8/24/18, 11:18
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  • 05
    Text - Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings If you need help with resolutions, I got one for ya! Throw away any mugs or T-shirts that have witty mottos on them about how much you love wine and need coffee 5:57 PM · 1/1/20 · Twitter Web App
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  • 06
    Text - Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad Shout out to people who rate & review things cuz I don't like to rate or review things but I like to know how things are rated & reviewed
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  • 07
    Text - Ana Mardoll Follow @AnaMardoll Any Video Game Ever: Here is a limited resource you should be careful not to use too often. Me: Never use it, gotcha. Game: No-- Me: Hoard like a dragon, loud and clear.
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  • 08
    Text - Kristen @kica333 My walk of shame is going back for a shopping cart after realizing I can't carry 23 items in my arms through the store
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  • 09
    Text - Dan Rather @DanRather When someone starts an argument with "I'm not a scientist, but..." maybe we should stop listening to them weighing in on science. And maybe news shows should stop asking these pundits to talk about something they're not qualified to talk about.
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  • 10
    Text - wittyidiot @stephenszczerba JESUS CHRIST WAS THE ORIGINAL MILLENNIAL: -still lived at home with his mom & stepdad in his 30s -fermented his own alcohol -thought he was god's gift to the world -tried to start a career as an influencer because he had 13 followers
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